tree rapist

Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.

LOOK ITS A TREE RAPIST, KILL IT!

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 08, 2020

Tree-Fungu

To call somebody Tree-Fungu means to call them a smelly hippie. A Tree-Fungu is a person with a distinct odor and is possibly in a cult. The plural of Tree-Fungu is Tree-Fungus.

"The place was full of Tree-fungus."

by ben and holly May 05, 2022

tree-nied

in disc golf A contraction of "tree" and "denied." Having an otherwise awesome shot deflected by a tree, shrub, or other woody material.

That was an incredible approach putt, unfortunately tree-nied at the end by that spruce.

by ChefDude January 25, 2015

Tree Shit

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....

Onto a tree

tree shit: OH SWEET JESUS

by i dont know February 18, 2021

TREE BOI

LOVES EATING PLANTS

LOOK IT IS TREE BOI HE IS EATING A POISON IVY PLANT

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

by Fynnster48 December 02, 2019

Happy Tree

Weed, ganja, reefer, etc

1. You finna smoke some happy tree?

2. That happy tree kicking in
3. Damn bro that happy tree supreme

by Grimmy Noah January 20, 2021

Happy Trees

The expression Bob Ross said when painting a pair of trees. For Bob felt that painting just one tree would make it lonely, by painting another next to or near it, said trees would become friends and become happy. this is why we love bob ross

ok now lets make so Happy Trees here, in your world trees can have as many friends as you want.

by Bob Ross is my baby daddy May 10, 2019