Toilet Taint

The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.

Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.

Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!

by Cherrubim April 3, 2011

taint saint

Describes a person who is so kind, generous, and truly giving to your taint. A quick way for one to become a taint saint is for them to die for your, defending your, or spreading the good news of your taint to the heathens of the world.

After the recent scandals in the Catholic Church, the Vatican, in a desperate attempt to increase the churches popularity, announced a list of a dozen new taint saints.

by BitchBastard February 11, 2005

taintalingus

An oral working over of the taint.

Dude, that chick performed some great taintalingus on me last night.

by bradbthelbst November 27, 2004

taintectomy

An operation that removes the taint of a woman to merge two holes into one. Highly not recommended.

My girl got a taintectomy so my huge dick could fit

by HannahKraus April 17, 2009

chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

by Magruder January 7, 2008

taint liquor

Phrased coined in blooper real of Scary Movie 4. A beverage made of feces.

Who wants some taint liquor?

by Vernal August 27, 2006

Taint Terrorist

Gay Man. A man who has butt sex with another man would be considered terrorizing their taint / taint region. Thus they are a Taint Terrorist

Did you see that guy with the My Little Pony T-shirt, he HAS to be a Taint Terrorist.

by Escote May 28, 2009