Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.

Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?

by Salvatore1 March 10, 2011

Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton February 01, 2023

Pimp spoon

When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be

“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”

“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”

by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 28, 2018

The dirty spoon

You cuddle your partner but subtly slip you penis into their arse

Me and Maria did the dirty spoon last night

by Coolmanrj December 17, 2017

mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist September 07, 2015

Spoon eater

Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.

You're a spoon eater

by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022

donkey spoon

When someone gets sexually aroused after eating off spoon that was in a donkeys rectum.

"I got a raging boner after eating off of my donkey spoon."

by Potato Balls January 25, 2016