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muddy totem pole

a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.
Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.

Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009
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The Lithuanian Tractor Pole

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass
Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!
by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017
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STIFF POLE FISHING

1 TAKING SOMEONE TO A BODY OF WATER UNDER THE ASSUMPTION OF FISHING.SINCE FISHING IS EXTREMELY BORING SUGGEST STIFF POLE FISHING INSTEAD. WHEN SHE ASKS WHAT THAT IS SHOW HER YOUR OWN STIFF POLE AND SEE IF SHE TAKES THE BAIT.
BOBBY TOOK MARTHA TO THE LAKE TO GO STIFF POLE FISHING. THEY DIDNT CATCH ANY FISH BUT BOOBY CAME BACK WITH A RASH ON HIS GENITALES
by BERTALICIOUS1234 December 19, 2011
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Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."
by Jason December 2, 2004
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Dutch pole vault

Inserting a tube anally to relieve flatulence
I haven’t farted for a week so I scheduled a Dutch pole vault.
by Jerdie September 23, 2020
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cut meat pole

Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.
Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??
by Kikia76 January 9, 2021
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Pole scrubbing mustache

A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.
I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.
by Brett Bennetts January 31, 2009
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