jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016

Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon July 31, 2021

Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head

I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly

by Oqueefna March 18, 2022

Shart Transplant

The accidental transmission of fecal matter during a fart transplant.

During routine cuddling, the romantic couple shared gastrointestinal microbiome with one another during an unexpected shart transplant.

by CharlieCamelCase July 20, 2025

Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

Shart

A shart is a word for poo (the naughty word version) and fart it means that you farted and poopooed at the same time

Nessa barret sharted on her Live

by Thecoolschoolgirl November 2, 2020

shart

rephrased/ rephrasing to shit

that sped kid over there has a huge shart streak in his underwear

by wuspopping February 15, 2023