bear shit in the woods
bear shit in the woods by PTM May 27, 2006
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.
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Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Does a bear shit in the woods? by redgyul September 23, 2004
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Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
Wish in one hand, shit in the other. by ebensteben April 27, 2008
shit hits the fan
When something like an argument, fight or a problem happens and it turns bad and/or gets out of control.
Property owner: "I'VE TOLD YOU THREE TIMES TO GET OFF MY PROPERTY! You need to leave NOW before shit hits the fan.
shit hits the fan by Gohan Barracuda August 26, 2018
shit on the floor
shit on the floor by Lhonginis Picklebotton September 14, 2017
the pile of shit has a thousand eyes
from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"
stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"
stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.
exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.
exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
the pile of shit has a thousand eyes by crazo May 21, 2008
Sickest shit in the whips
"Hey, did you see Connor's new custom Cadillac?"
"Hell Yeah, that Caddy's the sickest shit in the whips!"
"Hell Yeah, that Caddy's the sickest shit in the whips!"
Sickest shit in the whips by C-Money666 January 11, 2020