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molly rant

A Molly Rant is a verbose monologue in which the speaker (the Molly) outlines the for the audience the numerous, usually obvious, flaws with certain concept (the subject of the Molly Rant). The subject is generally a new/revised product, law or digital rights management scheme.
Steve Jobs' open letter on DRM was a total Molly Rant.
by David Mullaney October 21, 2007
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molly foster

she is a smelly girl but is actually very kind
boy: I'm going on a date with molly foster today
friend: I heard she smelt
boy: She does but she's really kind
by mfisababe September 1, 2014
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Molly Stalking

Something you do on the weekend when you're bored of sitting on your ass. The process of stalking people named Molly.
Devon totally went Molly Stalking yesterday! It was quite creepy!
by ThatBitch45 March 6, 2011
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Molly Cummins

Hot girl #1: wow she is so hot
Hot girl #2: yes she is I bet her name is molly cummins
by KidneyThief July 18, 2020
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molly whip

Getting repeatedly slapped in the face with a large penis
"Hey, did you hear that Jessica got Molly Whipped by Cody last night?"
by Jjones1123 June 15, 2015
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Molly Potter

A term used by Harry Potter fans to describe someone who has the qualities of both Molly Weasley and Harry Potter, particularly Harry's brains and Molly's loving bubbliness.

In other words, Molly Potter = sheer greatness.

Some also refer to it as the name Ginny and Harry SHOULD have named their child.
"Woah, that girl is such a Molly Potter. She aced the test AND told me my hair looked good today"
by picklejarr December 8, 2009
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Molli-whomped

Sneaking up behind someone and kicking them in the shin or pushing them down in a violent matter. Sneak Attack!
Did you see that dumbass get molli-whomped?
by JoshMFSobleTM February 4, 2010
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