A Molly Rant is a verbose monologue in which the speaker (the Molly) outlines the for the audience the numerous, usually obvious, flaws with certain concept (the subject of the Molly Rant). The subject is generally a new/revised product, law or digital rights management scheme.
by David Mullaney October 21, 2007

boy: I'm going on a date with molly foster today
friend: I heard she smelt
boy: She does but she's really kind
friend: I heard she smelt
boy: She does but she's really kind
by mfisababe September 1, 2014

Something you do on the weekend when you're bored of sitting on your ass. The process of stalking people named Molly.
by ThatBitch45 March 6, 2011

by KidneyThief July 18, 2020

by Jjones1123 June 15, 2015

A term used by Harry Potter fans to describe someone who has the qualities of both Molly Weasley and Harry Potter, particularly Harry's brains and Molly's loving bubbliness.
In other words, Molly Potter = sheer greatness.
Some also refer to it as the name Ginny and Harry SHOULD have named their child.
In other words, Molly Potter = sheer greatness.
Some also refer to it as the name Ginny and Harry SHOULD have named their child.
by picklejarr December 8, 2009

Sneaking up behind someone and kicking them in the shin or pushing them down in a violent matter. Sneak Attack!
by JoshMFSobleTM February 4, 2010
