ileap & Leap test

A test taken by grades 3 through 12 to see how much tension, sweat, aggravation can be in one room. The ileap and leap consists of math, reading, social studies and science. It has the ability to ruin your life or make it better. Teachers spend an entire half a year trying to shove what knowledge they can in order to not have your stupid ignorance again next year.

student 1: hey have you taken the ileap & Leap test
student 2: yeah im so stoked it's over with

student 1: me too man we should do what nobody will let us do during leap testing
students: PARTY HARD!!!!!!!

by Waffle chicka April 11, 2010

The Hawking Test

"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.

While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -

You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."

Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"

You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."

by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010

living room test

To check one’s moral compass about any controversial topic by visualizing your initial response if you unexpectedly walked into your living room and saw the event happening.

I thought I was fairly open-minded about gay sex until I took the living room test. Thinking about walking into my living room and seeing two strange guys getting it on on my sofa made me throw up. It is funny how we outwardly support things and internally find it disgusting.

by VegasBaller June 2, 2012

straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Current Events Test

Our lord and savior in AP World. Without these tests, most kids in AP World would fail the class. However, some idiots will still manage to fail this class. If only they had a sliver of a brain.

MC Grade: 49%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%

Final Grade: 97%

by SleazyBoy December 3, 2018

sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.

Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

general scholastic ability test

The GSAT.
A kind of entrance exam for universities in Taiwan, which is most high school students’ nightmare.
At first, it was not that difficult to finish each subject in time. However, the questions in it have become exquisitely longer, apparently students will face tremendous pressure in the future.

There are only four days left before the GSAT! Go and study for Gods sake!
Poor you have to take the general scholastic ability test, but I have no idea how to help you.

GOOD LUCK!

by Sherlock Eurus January 12, 2020