Tennleyism

(Noun) /tenliIzm/

Tennley just being Tennley, but others find phases said by Tennley to be remarkable, weird, or just down right hilarious. These Tennleyisms commonly occur between the ages of 5-10 years old. After surpassing that age group, Tennleyisms become socially unacceptable and the reciting of Tennleyisms cease to exist. Thankfully, the mother of Tennley, Samantha, documented these Tennleyisms so those phrases will still make others smile for years to come.

Tennleyisms:

Dad - "We are going to Mexican for dinner"
Tennley - "We are going to Outback?"

by Tennley0625 March 17, 2023

Tennessee Stringbean

The process of heating up a sexual partners feces via grill and putting them together like a kebab. The partner will then insert the stringbean via anal hole while heated to around 200 degrees farhenhiet.

Yo dawg I totally Tennessee Stringbeaned her ass last night

by ToothTeeth123 June 7, 2023

tennis boat

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell

micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT

by baysil September 8, 2023

diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.

Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.

by clarebear81 April 2, 2011

Top Tenner

Someone who's iPod is comprised only of songs that have been on the iTunes top ten songs list.

Jake is such a top tenner, he keeps playing new Eminem and Over by Drake.

by DomoSwag October 19, 2011

Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.

Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

..............

by Tommy172 October 27, 2011

Colton Tenney

A sexy gay beast in denial ready to have sex with everyone he looks at and wants to wether it's a man or a woman.

Colton Tenney is that gay guy.

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016