Average-tastic

(verbs) Anything that would be considered average by the people at My Life is Average. Typically things involving dinosaurs, ninjas, crayons, or zombies, or things along those lines.

I had a Disney coloring book, and I colored it all in. Then I ate some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. It was a pretty average-tastic afternoon.

by Turtles are awesome November 5, 2010

-tastic

A suffix added to a word for emphasis.

-Fuck, i feel crap-tastic.

by Janeee September 21, 2005

bitch-tastic

a sarcastic bitch.

Renesa is bitch-tastic.

by oakk kliff April 2, 2009

Tactical Insertion

When a female is having a massive orgasm, you insert the remote control into her asshole, then press volume down so she shuts the fuck up. This also works when she won't stop nagging.

Bitch shut the fuck up before I give you a Tactical Insertion!

by SpeaksJanusch July 22, 2010

Tactical Chunder

The alleged 'skill' of a well-timed bowel movement during a night out, allowing further consumption of alcoholic beverages and the like, due to the removal of excess, and in some cases, nausiating, liquids in the stomache.

Person 1: Erghh... Be right back.
Person 2: Okay...
Person 1: Ahhh. =
Person 2: Where you just sick?
Person 1: No! It was a Tactical Chunder...
Person 2: Oh, that's okay then! Good Effort!
Person 2: Barkeep, 2 of your finest Jaegerbombs, please!
Person 1: Woo! Get them down me!

by Kiphz March 23, 2011

usp tactical

the prefered hand gun for counter-terrorist world wide. It has been modified from it's original USP design to fire a .45 calliber instead of a .40, a silencer can also be attached

In counter strike, the USP tactical is the CT's default handgun

by qwerty December 8, 2003

Tastic

Word generally used with a prefix as to define the degree of somethings greatness.

That woman in the white dress over there, she is hottastic. Wow, that sandwich was good, I would go as far as to call it Mctastic.

by sprank August 31, 2006