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Rat Woman

The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.
Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.

Damn rat woman.
by poo poo August 2, 2003
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fairy woman

1: An imaginary girlfriend who is a construct of a young man's imagination, especially fantasy nerds. A variation of this is space woman, where a sci-fi geek will invent a girlfriend that does not exist anywhere but in their head.

2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
1(a): I'm worried about Neville, his girlfriend seems too much like a fairy woman to be real. He needs to get out more.

1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.

Cedric: Her kisses are magical.

Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.

2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
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Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman
Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!
by Burbergirl March 4, 2016
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Woman trap

When a girlfriend puts you into a situation that you can't get out of easily.
My friend had me drive to the bar because she had plans to meet up with a guy she knows I dont like at all. This guy is such a creep I couldn't leave her alone with him and she knew I wouldn't. I was woman trapped.
by Shannd March 27, 2019
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Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.
Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky
by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019
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explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.
"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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Whose Womans Is This?

It is the opposite of saying Whose Mans Is This? towards a woman who kills the moment or does something that's not cool or simply being lame.
A woman puts her credit card info on a birthday cake & posted up on her facebook page publicly or on TV.

You gotta say this out loud: Whose Womans Is This?

Just Like Whose Mans Is This?
by Beautifullanier June 8, 2017
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