dommy mommy

a random short filo guy with a middle part and a bowl cut in his past life. he plays basketball and a nickname that has dom. dominic your short asf. love, ashley <33

dommy mommy why'd you beat in the bathroom?

by dommymommyisshortasf September 28, 2022

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Mommy Doggy

An adorable stuffed blue dog with three white spots, over her eye, butt, and tail.

"Yo bro can I play with Mommy Doggy?"
"No."

by tFluffy October 4, 2022

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Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022

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Mommy appreciation day

From December 30th to January 1st appreciate your thick mommy girlfriend/s/friend/s.

"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"

by NOT TIANDRE December 31, 2021

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Mommy milkers

The act of having death threatening breasts.

(Noun)

Relating to having large tits, boobs, titties, boobies, breasts, milkerz.

Person 1: I want her mommy milkers

Person 2: yeah same 🤤

Person 1: proceeds to chop them off and take them To person 2

Person 2: BRO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY WANTING THEM

by Sou1E@t3r January 6, 2022

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