the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.
guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
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Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...
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Due to only managing the slightest of rotations on the ball no more than opening a door in basic day to day life the player therefore is given the title of 'door opener' or is believed to be 'opening doors' each time he delivers the ball. The use of this term is dated back to the early 2000s and was first used by the great Billy Oswell of Brisbane.
Due to only managing the slightest of rotations on the ball no more than opening a door in basic day to day life the player therefore is given the title of 'door opener' or is believed to be 'opening doors' each time he delivers the ball. The use of this term is dated back to the early 2000s and was first used by the great Billy Oswell of Brisbane.
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