sears grand

A combination of K-Mart and Sears. Relatively shitty with multiple creeps and weirdos in residence. "Grand" is false advertising, nothing a Sears Grand is... "grand"

Daddy you broke my iPod!

Sears Grand 4 lyfe!

by berad52 April 2, 2008

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Search Party

During a circle jerk someone turns off the lights and everyone then attempts to find and jerk off another dick in the darkness.

It was only 10 minutes into the circle jerk before Ron decided to turn off the lights and form a search party.

by Master.Implosion August 27, 2018

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Stear • Stearns • Stearmanned • Stearns County Syndrome • steard • steared • Stearer • stearkey • Stearm • Stearns, KY

as shear folly

To folly in the first.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

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for sear

Slang for the word seriously as an agreement to anoter's statement. Used mostly by the indie/emo/skater stereotype.

guy #1: Oh my, that concert was awesome.
guy #2: For sear.

by this is my name January 24, 2007

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sears

A unit of measurement equal to the height of the Sears tower. Can be used to define both vertical and horizontal distances.

It is approximately 350 sears from vegas to San Diego if you travel by RV.

by Mark Markham January 26, 2005

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smear

vb. to smear. taking two fingers and sloppin' some gristle out from under your nuts - then proceeding to wipe the sweaty nappiness on someone's face, neck, etc.

we were four hours on the road, and i had developed a dire case of stink nuts, so, merely for bullshit purposes, i smeared my buddy's cheek.

by nonemuch February 19, 2003

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Also known as the Crocker-Stearns Extension, Crocker-Stearns is a street that crosses through several towns such as North Olmsted and Westlake, and connects major roadways to Crocker Park. The Crocker-Stearns Extension was built off of Stearns Road, and can now accommodate 4 lanes of traffic where the original Stearns was only 2 lanes. Many people who live on the former Stearns Road lost their precious front lawns to the construction and widening of Crocker-Stearns, but it was worth it. They can now get to Crocker Park in less than 5 minutes! It is also a street where many people like to speed, because they think the sound barriers mean no one can see that they are speeding.

"I went with Hannah on Crocker-Stearns to get to Crocker Park last Tuesday. It wasn't as fun as the Walmart, though."

by Ch-ch-ch-changes! July 16, 2009

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