Guardian Stalker

A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.

Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*

by adhesivestiky October 23, 2018

Sacker

A person who enjoys 'brown-nosing' or sucking up to others. Originally derived from a mispronunciation of the word 'sucking' by Lahori prostitutes. Can also be used as a verb - sacking/

Uff dude you are such a sacker its no wonder your lips are shaped like Azhar Mahmood's

by karachikhatmal July 13, 2011

facebook stalker

a unknown character that into all the groups, fan clubs you are into on facebook.

John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!

by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010

Fish Snacker

A derogatory slang term for Prostitute.

Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."

by Enderwign September 22, 2007

away message stalker

One who is obsessed with reading everyone on their AIM buddy list's away messages.

Dude: Where is John tonight?
Dude 2: Oh he's eating dinner at his grandmother's house.
Dude 1: How do you know that?
Dude 2: His away message.
Dude 1: Away message stalker.

by Amy Joan October 29, 2007

Dave’s triple stacked

It’s when your girl dresses up like Wendy with the wig and freckles, takes three slices of American cheese and jams then on your dick; then she sits on it and craps on your cock after she slowly pulls it out there’s your Dave’s triple stacked (add lube for a juicy triple stacked)

Even the prosititutes in boulder highway charge more for a Dave’s triple stacked

by Lichowid December 31, 2018

facebook stalker

Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.

If a guy comments on your post about the new brand of tampon you like....he is a facebook stalker!

by DoubleJ258 February 4, 2010