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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
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Squatter spotter

The act of observing your partner sitting (squatting) over another individuals' face, while that individual is topping you. You must guide your partner over the lucky one's face.
So I was Alex's squatter spotter last night, and was amazed by his leg strength.
by Mistermrmister2 May 21, 2021
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Lavender Spitter

A person that sleeps all of the time.
Look at that lavender spitter, he’s sleeping again.
by Bigsexygreek22 November 16, 2021
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Opp spotter

Kaylin; yo is that an opp fham
Ryan; nyeah aye youre a sick opp spotter
by Brian n k January 22, 2022
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Slot slutter

It's when a person waits for a person to leave Penny's in slot machine so they can pounce on it
Cant believe that she /he just followed people around waiting for them to leave pennies on slot machine what a slot slutter
by anonymous January 23, 2022
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TOILET Spotter

The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.
Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."
by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021
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