cock spreader

one who touches/scratches his balls and then touches things

Guy 1 "That guy over there scratched his nuts and then touched the remote to the T.V"

Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"

Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"

by The nagger June 12, 2009

street spread

juicy celebrity gossip thats spreading like wildfire

have you heard the latest street spread about that Kardashian slut?

by The Realest Deal October 2, 2009

hazlenut spread

noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.

Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)

Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum

Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption

Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."

Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."

by Phat'n'Gypsy July 7, 2010

yawn scream

to let out a yawn while also exclaiming loudly in surprise, frustration, fear, pain, etc.

It is also an extreme sport

A man yawn scream as he yawns while simultaneously noticing something: "haaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

by cheekier criminal man February 29, 2012

rainbow scream

An alcohol induced projectile vomit of epic proportions.

John drank a bottle of Jose, resulting in a spectacular rainbow scream that painted the walls of his bathroom.

by N8erade July 22, 2014

shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth

OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?

by Me mum September 5, 2016

Detroit screamer

When you suprise your significant other by shitting on their chest while pounding on your chest like a gorilla.

"So I gave my wife a Detroit Screamer last night, she wants a divorce."

by Kaitou January 25, 2017