splootin

bursting out the top of lipgloss

i didn’t want it to be splootin out the top

by moana_moments April 28, 2021

Splattah

When you have bad diarrhea and you splattah the porcelain of the toilet.

Charlie took too much magnesium tablets and the next day he splattah the toilet.

by Corne August 11, 2021

Sploot

When a cat splays their legs out and sprays fecal liquids all over their owners sussy sniffer

That crazy cat lady got a little up close and personal with her cats anus and got splooted on

by Heyheysplooter September 26, 2021

Sploot

When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.

"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"

by CatDogKing007 November 19, 2021

sllotty

Weird she/they perosn who is obsess with grammar Star Wars and funky pops. Shirt wears converse and Mexican. Also have multiple disabilities LIEK dis ability to suck these nuts. Might be gay or doughsexual. Only support blm on wensdays

Sllotty is so funny ikr must be they trama.

Make sure to spell it right sllotty checking ur work

by Notheidi November 22, 2021

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Splostace

Anyone who is very bad at bedwars

Player 1: Bro did you see that Splostace? He literally fell off a bridge 4 times in last bedwars game!
Player 2: Yeah bro, no wonder why the GCatts won

by africa101bytotonoobslayer January 29, 2022