Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

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doing a scotty

Doing a silly dance just before missing a penalty, they are usually ginger.

Oh no he's doing a Scotty

by Ginger dancer August 20, 2015

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"Padron e sotta"(Master and servant) is a southern italian, card based, drinking game. In every game the one who gets the higher score is the Padron, the second higher score is the Sotta.

The Padron has to make invitation and the Sotta has to accept or decline, making some people drink and some others no, forming in this way teams.

Padron - "A glass of beer to Aldo and two to Stefano"
Sotta - "No"
Padron - "A glass to you and one to Aldo"
Sotta - "Yes"

The game ends when everyone has drank at least a glass (usually of beer, wine back in the old days when people were made of steel), or when

the number of rounds prearranged is reached. A round ends when everyone has been the dealer.

The person who hasn't drank for the whole game is called "Urm" and will be mocked for the rest of the evening. (for the rest of his life if the game was really competitive)

- What are we gonna do tonight?
- Let's play Padron e sotta!

by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020

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Pulled a Scotty

Colloquialism for lying named after the Prime Minister of Australia after Facing multiple accusations of lying, Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is not dishonest then went on Radio and confessed to Neil Mitchell show: "Have you ever told a lie in public life?"
Scott Morrison: "I don't believe I have no, no."

Yeah mate he pulled a scotty, he said he wasn't in Hawaii but his Instagram stories tell a different story.

by harls1. November 11, 2021

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