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snowboarding

a lame alternative of skiing, where you must sit approximately 100 feet from all jump areas and sit for approximately 5-10 minutes.
Dude, that 180 you did was gnarly!
by Mike May 13, 2005
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Snowboarder

A complete cunt. A pussy who's too chicken to ski. Likes to show off by colliding with slow-moving skiers...because that's the only target they have enough control to hit. They also take up twice as much space on a chair, and don't know how to queue.
It really makes my day to see a snowboarder flown off the mountain.
by Flyinkiwi August 3, 2004
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Snowblower

When a man/woman covers their mouth and eyes with their hands, and then starts to sniff real hard while another man/woman simultaneously farts on a massive pile of cocaine, sending a blow-infested fart cloud careening into the lucky guy/girl's nose.
"Birry you'll never guess what I did last night. I gave Phir a snowblower in front of his grandparents!"
by JuanitoElJefito March 10, 2009
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To Say "yuh can get Dat Fukin Snotbox Rocked" means imma bust yur nose!
Tyshawn: Bitch yuh cant beat me!!

KEvin: Nikka Please Yuh Can Get Dat Fukin SnotBox Rocked
by El Jefe Locko May 8, 2008
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urban snowboarding

the act of tying a rope behind a car and getting pulled thru town behind it on a snowboard.
"we went urban snowboarding behind my car yeserday"
by pimpin_aine_EZ_6969 January 30, 2004
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Russian Snowball

The act of one person cupping their fart with their hands and pushing it in the direction of any friend or associate's face.
"Justin just gave Chris a Russian Snowball!"
by nobodyyoucouldknow May 12, 2010
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Undercover Snowblower

A sexual maneuver which involves a BJ under the covers, then spitting it all over the dudes stomach - then probably rubbing the blanket on it and you end up getting banged in the butt by the same dude, thereby having the "snow" rubbed all over your back as well. Also it probably has something to do with night time.
Last night I got so drunk I ended up giving a guy an undercover snowblower.
by bskullheadface April 29, 2015
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