This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
by raptor13fox July 22, 2011
Get the Smurf splashedmug. A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022
Get the Smurf burglarmug. by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019
Get the papa smurfmug. A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.
by a fallen angle December 5, 2022
Get the Smurfmug. Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 19, 2018
Get the Smurf Dickmug. by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024
Get the Smurf ragemug. When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022
Get the Pumpkin Smurfingmug.