Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.

Shyanne loves cock smashing me.

by dixluvr January 8, 2015

Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 25, 2011

Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009

Smash Kidz

The term used by Bobby Budway to describe tacking people in football.

"Yo im gonna SMAAASH kidz today"

by Budway November 19, 2004

team smash

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters

-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"

by ManikMonster May 7, 2010

Smash City

When he takes you out on a date in the city during the day and then takes you back to his NYC hotel room to smash. Proceeds to kick you out of his hotel before 7pm because that’s when his fam is showing up to turn up and get fked up.

So are you two going to like date now or something?
Nah, she was jus a smash city. Smash city bish, smash smash city bish. Pop pop pop all over them MF tiddies bish.

by Jflores February 14, 2018

Smash Bros

A bro you smash on a regular basis.

Synonym for "Friends With Benefits"
(Shoutout to Karoline for explaining it to me)

Person1: "Hey man wanna be Smash Bros?"
Person2: "Hell yeah, I'd love to be!"
*They became the best of Smash Bros"

by Virtually Lucid December 30, 2021