Smartass

N. A person who lives to annoy another with sarcasm, i.e. Wife, relentlessly until the day one of them dies of natural causes, or just simply being fed up by said smartassness.

Samuel Roth Johnson is the biggest smartass in the history of ever.

Samuel Roth Johnson can't help but be a smartass to his awesome wife.

Smartass = Samuel Roth Johnson.

by YourMother_ June 24, 2014

smart parts

paintball manufacturer, makes some of the best markers out at the moment such as Impulse, Shocker and the Ion.

ur marker dont compare to my impy

by Jayrider April 25, 2005

smartypants

something a five year old calls another smart five year old.
most get over it once they are past 6

five year old 1: you're such a smartypants!
five year old 2: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

by dancegal99 December 3, 2009

smart bitch

A Bitch who is smart

"Who is that?" "A smart bitch."

by Kaitlynxnicole13 August 3, 2015

smart shopper

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.

Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.

by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008

Street Smart

A term that complete idiots use to try and glorify their ignorance as being some kind of virtue. Someone who is "street smart" might be found wearing Tap-Out clothing, has a shaved head, some kind of dragon tattoo or obscure Asian lettering somewhere on their body, brags about how many bones in your body they can break, has an ego completely disproportionate to their abilities, and watches UFC ritualistically. This type of person can often be found making minimum wage on a local McDonald's construction site, or at a pre-screening of "Never Back Down".

Frank: Yo man I jus can wait to kick yo ass. I'm a fighter and I street smart.
John: Really? Because you seem to be talking a lot and not doing shit.

by Spritel March 16, 2010

smartcunt

Like a smartass but worse.

ex. Joe: I bet i placed at least 3rd in the race.
Steve: thats great how many people where in the race?
Joe: three
Steve: your a smartcunt.

by TwIsTeD_sOuL February 19, 2004