ski equipment

Cocaine and cocaine consumption devices

Hey man, Jeff has ski equipment in if your interested.

Hell yea I’m tryna get geeked tonight!

by 42osean March 10, 2023

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Skiing

A cleaning process where you gently yet thoroughly clean around the rim of anus with two fingers.

"I slipped while skiing last night and now I got pains down there."

by Dawn7274 August 25, 2025

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ski back in

When you participate in cocaine to become less drunk.

I got so wasted Saturday I had to ski back in

by Milfinc April 22, 2024

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When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.

Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."

by Erwien February 23, 2023

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Pablo

Want to go ski ?
Pablo.

by Blue balls the clown May 9, 2022

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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023

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