Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels

Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.

by Nolspe November 7, 2022

Shower Shitter

One who has seen the light, and follows the true path of shower shitting

John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower

Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit

by roboprinceofauchtertool July 12, 2023

Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.

The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.

by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023

Afghany shitter

Shooting blindly while ducked behind cover

He’s doing the afghany shitter

by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023

E-shitter

a degenerate shitter online, usually can be found in discord.

Guy 1: oml i hate these fucking black people
Guy 2: stop being an e-shitter bruh your gonna get yourself arrested

by LiquidMayFilm July 20, 2024

Delta Shitter

A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.

John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.

by Roger's Not Here September 17, 2023

Faraday Shitter

A toilet, washroom or other confined room where the goddamn Wi-Fi and phone service doesn't work so you're stuck on the potty with your own thoughts. Because of course it fucking doesn't work.

"I tried texting you earlier, but I get no signal in the bathroom! Fucking Faraday Shitter!"

by DeepFriedBacon October 11, 2023