see a man about a mule

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog

<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia

by terminator March 10, 2004

um, like, see ya

Initially tentative, then subsequently assertive expression of victory.

Person 1: You saw the girl Hoover brought home last night, right?
Berg: Um, like, see ya!!

by wicknerd July 3, 2006

Going to see Danny Elfman

A euphemism for going to use the bathroom to take a poo.

Hey guys, I'll be right back. I'm going to see Danny Elfman.

by darth rocco July 27, 2010

See You Next Time

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Next
Time

a polite way to call a bad female a cunt upon leaving her vicinity

This is widely used in Montreal Quebec, and differs from other usages were the T is a weekday

She wouldn't get out of my movie theatre seat so I said See you Next Time as I left.

by Zolta January 18, 2006

I want to see you

When a boy repeatedly tells you he "wants to see you" and you say "I want to see you too" because you miss each other, and he says, "No, I want to see you." It means, I want to SEE you, as in He is asking you out. He wants to be your boyfriend...

Boy: "I want to see you"
Girl: "I want to see you too"
Boy: NO, I want to see you"
Girl:"Uhhh.... I want to see you too...?"
Boy:"NO! I want to see you!"
Girl:"....?"

*1 week later*
Boyfriend+Girlfriend. <3

by RosieViola July 28, 2010

see yourself out

When one sends of another without being rude and sounds savage instead.

Big important bussiness woman: Do you actually have anything to show me?
Someone: No buy I...
Big important bussiness woman: Then see yourself out.

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

seeing your crush in a relationship

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.

Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?

by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018