boy scouts of america

America's finest youth organization that provides guidance and fun for millions of fine young men. It taught me outdoors skills like firebuilding and knot tying that I would never learn anywhere else and no else outside of scouts knows, and really valuable life skills like citizenship, finances, and communications. The Boy Scouts adhere to an oath of morals and guidelines that instill in its members a sense of pride, individuality, responsibility, and leadership, to name a few. People who do not adhere to these guidelines are not welcome; this has brought trouble to the Boy Scouts, but if you don't believe in God, you can't be Christian either, and if you don't believe in killing you can't join the Army. We welcome anyone who believes and practices what we do. I am an Eagle Scout, and this is one of my greatest accomplishments that I am most proud of and Scouts greatly affected my life. Outsiders will not understand the true spirit of Boy Scouts if they let society and its biased ideas toward Boy Scouts influence their opinions.

Neil Armstrong is an Eagle Scout of the Boy Scouts of America.

by mikethemanjr December 3, 2007

Scooter

The worlds finest form of transport.

Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.

by FB from www.Scooterboy-world.com October 15, 2003

scooter

mostly misunderstood. the scooter is like a small motorcycle. cc ranges from 50cc-150cc+. though labled as "gay", "retarted" or flat out "dumb" it is the single most useful two wheeled transport ever made. also can be modified to out run any sport motorcycle such as the suzuki hybuasa which does 0-60 in about 3 seconds. a proberly tuned scooter can do this in 3 seconds however saves time by not needed to shift gears so it is very possable.

scot: that "scooter" is so gay get a real bike.
alan: that "scooter" you call gay is faster than your busted up honda cbx, jerk.

by xxxreaperxxx April 9, 2006

Coon Scouts

Scouting for young black youths.

In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.

by Anal Czar November 1, 2010

Scoot Your Cooch

Commonly used by Southdakotans. Refers to moving your vagina over.

Matt: Hey fuckhead, scoot your cooch.

Fuckhead: I don't understand??

Matt: (swift kick to the dick) move your vagina over pussy.

Fuckhead: (scoots his cooch)

by bubblebuttboy September 22, 2011

Scooter Rider

A Scooter Rider is someone who rides a scooter for fun and gets tons of hate on people who cant stop sucking there own cock. A scooter rider usually is someone from ages 13-22 but is more chill than you think. Most scooter riders hate razor scooter kids as much as fellow skaters do, just because they get in the way of both of them. Scootering is deemed easy but isn't that easy, there are tricks that take years for people to learn, and most riders commit to there riding.

"Yo James did you see that Scooter Rider do a buttercup?"
"Yeah dude, he isnt as gay as most skaters say they are"
"Yeah man, he earned my respect"

by Thewholebeemoviescriptisacurse September 14, 2020

scouting report

When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.

P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.

by m055 October 18, 2009