Classic sergian scale. A system to rate the beauty of women from 1 to 10, in which even the most beautiful ones have a low score. Named after a student who was able to find defects in every women. A high score in the sergian scale means that a woman is gorgeous beyond all measure.
Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.
Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.
Mr L: That chick was a 9
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...
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A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".
A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.
A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".
A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.
1. (Kliph Scale passing by)
Rob: Kliph Scale!
Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.
2. (At the Office)
Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?
Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6
Rob: Na, at least a 7
Rob: Kliph Scale!
Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.
2. (At the Office)
Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?
Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6
Rob: Na, at least a 7
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The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010
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by heyitsAL December 10, 2010
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by scarletts boy June 12, 2014
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You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.
by Potato_killer July 26, 2016
Get the banter scale mug.Rambo Ridiculousness Scale: the R.R.S. is based on the progressively preposterous nature of the Rambo series, the score is attributed (if the film is in fact worthy) in correspondence to the level of ridiculousness it shares with the Rambo movie (score from 1-4), and its inability of the film to inspire belief through the improbability of the events taking place on screen.
I did end up watching "the day after tomorrow" and I can now safely say it rates a 2 on the rambo ridiculousness scale, if not a low 3...
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