Sandy

A Sandy is when you get jerked off in a car after playing sand volleyball.

"I tried calling Colin but he was getting a Sandy from Morgan"
"Morgan is an ambiguous name...is that a chick or a dude?"
"Fuck your life. Bing Bong"

by Just Fuck Off already June 22, 2023

Sandy surprise

When a man pulls a gun on you so you pocket sand his eyes and begin buttfucking him aggressivly

Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise

by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024

Sandy Franklin

A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.

You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!

Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.

by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024

Sandy Burger

When you shit on the beach then squish your juicy ass into your shit and in between your buns and then feed that pile of sandy burger to your partner

Hey Anthony, that sandy burger you made me earlier was almost as juicy as your ass

by javinator July 3, 2022

Sandy Pussy

What Screaming Bitches have.

"This screaming bitch has a real sandy pussy. Beating his pussy up like a codfish because he didn't win his Facebook argument and feel like the enlightened idiot he is."

by Fly Felix September 5, 2022