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A Story For The Boys

When you do something completely ridiculous so that later on you can have a story for the boys.
The Boys: "Hey what convinced you to want to bang that 34 year old milf with two kids?"

Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."
by sweet_cheeks_3 February 24, 2011
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Two-story billfold

When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.
Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.
by CSells March 19, 2004
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Joe Story

A fictional story that the author believes to be true.
Joe: Did you hear about the time I ran out of gas going up a hill so I turned around and coasted down to a gas station.

Listener: That sounds like a Joe story to me.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I got pulled over by a cop speeding while drunk and he let me off by giving him a cigarette he saw on my dash?

Listener: Nice Joe Story.
by CCBJoe January 20, 2010
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long story medium

A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.

A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.
by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010
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Long Story Deleted

Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.
My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.
by AllusiveCrayon December 8, 2012
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borsey story

To decorate a story, that loosely skirts round the truth, with lies in order to make it more interesting.
"Hey did you hear about the waitress that drugged and then stole cash and watches from a group of men?"

"Na Borsey story... "
by Wizkhalifa September 9, 2013
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Jai Story

A story that has no meaning or purpose
That was just a jai story
by Jai Gopal January 19, 2018
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