panty sniffer

This (usually) being a male of any age who sniffs the used and soiled panties of a girl, lady or woman. The stained panties of women have a wide variety of smells and tastes, ranging from urine stains, vaginal juice stains, menstrual blood stains, vaginal mucus stains to feces stains. The odour of the stain(s) can be highly arousing to the sniffer and masturbation is often conducted in a highly aroused state, almost beyond the sexual highs of regular sexual contact. This 'high' is due to an additional adrenalin release because of the 'guilt' factor of solitary masturbation with a fetish object. Regular panty sniffers often become so obsessed with the act, that they will go to extraordinary lengths to obtain used women panties. The ultimate goal is often used schoolgirl panties; which have a slightly fishy odour and are often heavily stained with young vaginal juices. Some sniffers prefer the more mature lady's panties which have a higher mucus content and that zinc pink odour and taste, mixed with a few drops of stale urine. Then there is the more perverse individual who seeks for evidence of feces or stools staining.

Desmond, went to the bathroom immediately after his cousin Sarah had showered and locked the door. There on the floor were her panties and night shirt tossed in the corner. Little did Sarah know that he masturbated furiously each morning with her panties over his head. To him, those panties were worth more than solid gold.

by clinton sounds April 10, 2005

The Shiff

The sexual act of having a women laying on top of the man. The man proceeds to wrap his arms around her while pinning her down while thrusting so fast that he is like a machine. This incredibly fast action creates such stimulation that the women immediatly becomes paralyzed with pleasure.

Last night was incredible, my boyfriend gave me THE SHIFF and I could not even move. He moved his hips as fast as a jackhammer!

by slambam November 22, 2009

stiffs

Slang. To fail to tip an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaurant wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.

Verb: "He (erroneously) thinks the pizza driver gets the "delivery charge", so stiffs them!"
Noun: Stiffs at a bar find themselves thirstier than the good tippers.

by blonde one December 10, 2008

Stiffler

the real definition for stiffler is a ledegenary guy how holds great status amoungst males and females.

what Ian pulled three ladies then had sex with them all? yeah but he's no stiffler.

by SeanX May 13, 2003

cock sniffer

the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.

as lorenzo finished sucking off roberto, he took a big sniff of robertos cock.

by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2005

Muffin Sniffer

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time masturbating and makes a point of telling people about it. Due to said person's verbosity, they are unable to attract the opposite sex, despite their best efforts.

Often associated with people who are known to have snuffed it.

Durham, stop being such a Muffin Sniffer! We're trying pick up some ladies!

by Acyed October 19, 2010

Skiff

To wipe one's penis around the edge of a cup, usually containining tea, before giving it to someone one does not like.

It is a term used largely in the British Army where new recruits or private soldiers are forced to brew up for lance corporals, corporals, sergeants etc... Skiffing the tea makes the tea brewer feel better about having to make the twat some tea in the first place.

"I hope you've not skiffed that tea Jones!"

"Jones, make four brews, unskiffed!"

"Did you skiff the corporal's tea?"

"Don't drink that I've just skiffed it."

by jackm83 July 13, 2006