squirted

when chicken juice falls out of the plastic

oh my god the chicken squirted all over me

by sophia digian and carolkenzie July 24, 2021

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo March 27, 2014

Perm squirts

When your poop smells like a perm

I just got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm

I got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 11, 2025

laugh squirts

You laugh so hard that you shit your pants.

That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.

by MoreDumbStuff August 24, 2017

Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021