mini skirt

They can be cute, but if worn the wrong way, they are just trashy.

The natural brunette wore a modest mini skirt that didn't show her whole body. The peroxide blonde did.

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

whatever blows your skirt up

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.

"Mr. K, should I use blue or black ink?"
"Well... whatever blows your skirt up."

by R-dawg, K-money May 16, 2006

Blue shirt

Jail guard, cop, security guard, etc.
Someone with power over you in a controlled surroundings

Keep an eye on the blue shirt while I do this....

by Damanite February 5, 2010

Party In My Shirt

A female's version of Party In My Pants. But instead in the shirt; usually involving feeling/touching of the boobs.

Conner: Hey, when we get back to the hotel, I'm having a party in my pants. Wanna' come?!
Olivia: Sure, and we can have a party in my shirt too.(;
Conner: YES!;D

by Drewwmary November 18, 2011

The Stripped Shirt Guy

Typically found in pretentious night clubs in groups of meterosexual males that are egotistical douchebag's wearing untucked stripped shirts with jeans and black shoes holding a glass of vodka/redbull. Majority of this population end up going home alone at night to only end up having to rub one out!

The stripped shirt guy is going home solo tonight for all the girls can spot them out.

by Justin S. - Jeff G. July 26, 2006

wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.

tits

by hitler July 8, 2003

pink shirt

A shirt worn by men who are aiming to "get some" because girls think it looks good. This is because pink shirts are completely feminine, therefore, homesexual. Pink shirts are supposedly manly or so the wearers say, but this is entirely false. In fact, the chances of a young male becoming gay after wearing a pink shirt significantly raise by 37.4%.

Look at that douchebag! He's wearing three pink shirts and all of their collars are popped.

by Chase September 22, 2005