One Two Shuffle

The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.
It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.
by Paddo83 May 23, 2012
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re shuffle the deck

While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.
Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.
by KennnBo March 20, 2008
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2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.
That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.
by Mic E.D. November 16, 2010
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Toilet bowl shuffle

Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.
That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.
by Dillon The Sweaty Eskimo July 18, 2017
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Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009
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shit town shuffle

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.
I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle
by RH BARON OF COBHOLM August 30, 2017
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Kit-Kat Shuffle

HORNY WIFE: Right hubby, I'm off to bed to watch my Magic Mike DVD and to have a quick kit-kat shuffle.
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville
by Lolly Lukas June 09, 2018
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