scump

a person who sniffs bicycle seats

"After riding my bike, I had to shoo away the scump."

by Tony Mangles February 6, 2010

scumweasel

A lying, conniving sociopath. A person not to be trusted. A douchebag in sheep's clothing.

I should have known better, he was in politics before he became a salesman...what a scumweasel.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Scummers

Another, popular name for Somerfield. Also referred to as Scummerfields for those with more time.

Where senior Years at Gillingham School spend most of their time.

Sixth Former 1- "I'm off down Scummers for some chocolate cake."
Sixth Former 2- "Bring me back some brownies, I can't get out 'till lunch."

by DrQui September 6, 2006

Scumbaganitis

Scumbaganitis is a medical condition known to many where the infected individual will have scumbagish qualities at all times. Such qualities include whining, crying, menstral cramps, jewing others over, and placing blame upon others for what the have done wrong.

Did you see Eric last night? He must have a severe case of scumbaganitis with the way he was acting.

by Dubya fo Amerca April 1, 2010

scumfortable

adj. A state of being: Being completely content and comfortable with your outward appearance despite looking, feeling, or in reality actually being a scumbag; characterized by being unshowered, dressed in ragged, dirty, unmatched and miscellaneous clothing (esp. pajamas, flipflops, and a knit cap), and smelling profusely of ballfunk.

John and Rich were looking quite scumfortable on their bus ride to the post office.

by Rich Tamiso May 14, 2008

Scummer

Somebody who has a crossbreed between peach fuzz and a stash for a moustache.

by Babyface March 25, 2003

Scumbelievable

A simple fusion of Scum and Believable. Used to describe (traditionally female) people who are deemed to behave or present themselves in a manner which is considered slutty.

a) My god, what IS she wearing?
Looks pretty scumbelievable to me.

b) Did you hear about last night?
Yeah i know, that one is pretty scumbelievable if you ask me.

by Tabby123 December 3, 2007