by Super Bower October 14, 2022
Get the Rubber Hose Blackmug. 
The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.
Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
Get the Rubber Band Manletmug. When you feel so tired or relaxed that your bones feel like rubber/jello, and all you can do is just wiggle (kinda like those balloon guys at the front of a car dealership)
by MeatGrease September 4, 2021
Get the Rubber Bonesmug. The term "Rubber titty finger" is used to describe a rubber thimble, often used by administrators needing to sift through large amounts of paper.
by Derbyshire Dialect November 14, 2016
Get the rubber titty fingermug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Car Rubber, cAr, rubUber, caR rubbeR<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Carlo03 January 17, 2016
Get the rubber donnymug.