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Ron Cougeral

The evil, bald, mustachioed mortal enemy and estranged uncle of Bristol Hawkstone. Born Ronald Cougeral Hawkstone, he dropped his last name when he and his brother Emil created the "international department involving civilian safety" or, I-DICS in 1868. After killing his brother Emil in 1994, Ron took his daughter Samanpha and joined a traveling circus as the trapeze act they called: the flying cougeral's. After the act broke up due to a love interest, Ron kidnapped all 5 of his great nieces and nephews, and framed his first nephew, famous man of mystery and known

ladies man, Bristol Hawkstone. He lived to be 733 years old, and was finally killed by Bristol following an epic two-man super-battle that would rival the first time Goku went super Saiyan. However, after the collapse of the I-DICS building Ron got trapped underneath the wreckage. Crews combed through the debris, and the site was eventually cleared, but Ronald Cougeral was nowhere to be found.
Ron Cougeral is a dick.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024
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Dayyy-Ron

Your local butt plug dealer. Not a one size fits all kind of guy. Any plug, any size, any face on it he's your guy.
Hooked up from Dayyy-Ron with a plug with my bros face on it, now I can bang my wife and see my bro.
by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem January 20, 2025
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Ron

The one kid who thinks he's so strong but he us too much if a fucking pussy to fight you when he talks shit
Omg Thiers ron ready to pussy out if another fight
by Fat kidz February 8, 2018
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Shobun Ron

Coolest nigga in abw
#1 Dababy fan
les gooo
Girl 1: Did you see Shobun Ron monster cock?

Girl 2: Yeah, it was so big!
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RON

A basic punk ass piano playing percussionist bagel faced pig who is bitchy and just wants you as his sex slave!
I would never fuck a Ron. 😗
by AnonymousBussy May 13, 2023
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Ron

Real Alpha Chad from niger of which has ligma and 69420's your mom every day. His noknok is 50 inches long and nails it every time.
Hey bro ever heard of Ron

Fucking hell, everynight my mom gets 69420'd from this Alpha Chad of a man
by NokNok69420 May 15, 2022
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Ron

An insecure bitch ass young bull who projects the way he feels about himself onto others.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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