robertpattanoia

Whenever you see so many photos of Robert Pattinson to the point where it feels as if he's stalking you. The photos and/or references appear randomly at the least expected moments.

Panama Stephanie is scared because she suffers from robertpattanoia and her friend Chamuka Sabrina finds it very amusing seeing her freaking out. Her nickname is now Stephanie Pattinson.

by reggaetongirl February 25, 2009

robert kraft

A glory hole servicing queeah that likes Tom Brady's penis in him.

Robert Kraft s was serviced by his queeah Quarter Back Tom Brady

by Robert Krafr March 10, 2017

Robert

That weird short kid in your 7th grade class that can't say his R's, molests all of the other boys, and has his own mafia. He has excessive knowledge of WWII, and 'hails hitler' instead of the pledge. He drives fear into the hearts of children, but gets away with it because he looks and sounds like an eight year old.

"Hey isn't Robert the kid who threatened to eat your family tree?"
"Yeah, he asked me if I wanted a swastika on my wrist."

by Where Is My Air Guitar May 25, 2019

Roberto

A straight young trap lord with the ability to lay any honey and a sick sense of style

Aw man you see Roberto over there he’s one of a kind he gives not a singular fuck

by NASA 🚀 December 21, 2019

Robert

Robert, is a fuckin simp

Robert-“hey bois I gotta leave Haileys calling”
Morgan-“king of simps”
Austin-“she only loves him for his simp juice”

by My nibba 115 April 4, 2020

Robert

A very small thing that claims he would beat anyone up when in reality he’s 5’2 and can’t go on rollercoasters. His cat has more power than him and people only like him because of R O G E R.

He is such a Robert

by Logixz July 2, 2020

Robert Crumb

When an author kills off their own character after disapproval of usage by a third party.

Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.

So, Matt Furie has killed Pepe, huh? Looks like he pulled a Robert Crumb.

by I. C. Dedpeeple February 2, 2021