cockasoris rex

An unusually large male penis referred by chicks as a Cockasoris Rex because or its shier size of

9+ inches

Sheman's huge cockasoris Rex was way to big for Nippi's tight little pussy that could only fit a mini sharpy.

by master martin big long June 27, 2009

jesasaurus rex

Spoke of in the bible frequently. This is a tall, hairy, man, with small arms and an apt to turn water into wine.

Fuck look at that tal hary man with small arms...

Shit that is a jesasaurus rex!!

by jesasaurus rex September 11, 2011

Predatorsaurus Rex

Prestoric aged men who prey on young girls.

Predatorsaurus Rex: 40+ year olds who try to chat on NZdating.co.nz to 18/19 year olds.

Old Man: "Do you like to play with older men? I hope you don't mind the fact I'm 47. I would love the pleasure of calling you just once and fondling my genitals to the sound of your voice."

Girl: "Er.. I don't want your banana old man."

by NZchick June 4, 2010

Samosaurous Rex

A person notorious for being accidentally funny while coming off as an idiot at the same time.

The red-haired clown pussy was making a Samosaurous Rex of himself in the vet clinic. "Stop making a Samosaurous Rex of yourself, Sam!"

by TheBears September 13, 2009

T-Rexing

The difficult act of preparing to root a kinky-type female with a bung eye. It involves retraining her arms so that her hands are only usable at shoulder level. You must then get her ready for action, switch off the light and jump into her blind spot.

Dondon: Bro, I scored this gammy-eyed nurse last night who was ripe for the T-Rexing. It took her fuckin' hours to find me in the darkness!

Fanwing: Bad cunt...

by Dondon May 24, 2008

T-Rexed

When a person is so drunk they hang their hands at about chest level, because they don't know what else to do with their hands. The position makes their hands and arms look shorter like a T-Rex.

Bob: Dude, Fred is hammered right now!
Joe: I know, he's T-Rexed; just look at his hands!
Bob: Hahahaha! He's swaying in the wind too!

by elgran35 December 6, 2009

T-rexing

When you’re hooking up with someone and mid make out they awkwardly grab your boob.

Last night went so badly! We were kissing and then he started t-rexing me and I felt so uncomfortable.

by Ihavesexalot July 26, 2019