T-Rexed

vb.

To be set upon by invasive action while sitting on the toilet; whether by someone banging on the door, peering through the gap in the door to the sitter's stall, etc. Reference to Jurassic Park scene where Gennaro (film, or Ed Regis in the book), is terrorized, then eaten by a T-Rex.

1. I hate taking a dump anywhere close to 2pm. I always get T-Rexed by that idiot who restocks the shit tickets.

2. The stall doors are always closed at the airport, so they always look full-up. I T-Rexed 3 guys before I found an empty seat.

3. Will you stop banging on the damn door? Dad already T-Rexed me a minute ago! I'll be done in a minute or two!

T-Rexed by thefeeb March 23, 2011

T-Rexed

A state of drunk where you are feeling great and on top of the world (just like how the T-Rex ruled the dinosaur kingdom) and then the drinks hit you like a meteor and you just become extinct. In certain instances you have T-Rex size cravings and eat massive amounts of awful tasting late night food.

I was out at the bar last night and got absolutely T-Rexed.

T-Rexed by Fender Bender January 18, 2008

T-Rexed

When a person is so drunk they hang their hands at about chest level, because they don't know what else to do with their hands. The position makes their hands and arms look shorter like a T-Rex.

Bob: Dude, Fred is hammered right now!
Joe: I know, he's T-Rexed; just look at his hands!
Bob: Hahahaha! He's swaying in the wind too!

T-Rexed by elgran35 December 6, 2009

t-rexer 

Someone who while making out uses their teeth in a manner resembling the vicious dinosaur T-Rex. This results in large and very obvious bite wounds especially on the bottom lip.

Jimmy is such a t-rexer! My bottom lip is going to be so swollen tomorrow!

t-rexer by catherine chode schmegma August 2, 2008

T-Rexxed 

When you see someone you don't particularly want to see, you freeze in place and stand perfectly still and, by some miracle, they walk by without noticing you.

"I was in a bar when I saw the girl I just ghosted walk toward me. I couldn't ditch, so I T-Rexxed and she walked right by me. Dude, it don't know how, but it works!"

"I saw my boss walking toward me down the hall, I instantly T-Rexxed and it was like I vaporized.

T-Rexxed by Vesper47 September 21, 2022