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riding carl

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing
Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?

No he knows his place he’s riding carl
by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019
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Ridslism

Ridslism (RIDS-LIZ-HHMM) - (Disease) - The act of utter stupidity, inapt ability to consistently think or communicate, and issues in listening or following directions.

Other definitions: Deprecated ability to talk, communicate, and remember the bare-minimum.

Root word: Mrs. Ridley, a teacher at a middle school, who was the first diagnosed case of Ridlism, had the following problems: ADD, Blind, Deaf, and stupidity.
My mother was diagnosed with Ridslism. In-result, the court made her yield all her custody to my father.
by kpmwords May 19, 2021
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Ridge High School

Ridge High School is a school in New Jersey that is misunderstood but transparent at the same time. The school is filled with lots of white preppy kids, who of many are bratty and can be assholes. They can be judgy outside of their group. The groups of basking ridge are, 1. the white preppy kids, who party, but end up hating it. 2. The Indian and Asian groups who are smart and judge the white kids just as much who don’t have 4.0 GPA’s . And the “geeks” who are misunderstood. There is a huge diversity in basking ridge but little African Americans. The diversity is in the Asian and Indian culture. We have a great education system, one of the best public schools in NJ. sports aren’t the greatest but we have outstanding Hockey and Lacrosse. Unbelievable arts in specifically theatre that is amazing funded and put on great shows every year. You see the reason people have mental health issues here are because of 1. Academic Standards, and 2. Social standards. If you have below a 3.5 GPA don’t try to talk about school. Everyone wants to party but once you get there you see how much of a shitshow it is. Basking Ridge is a rich town but many people have things going on behind the scenes, lots of family issues and some people in basking ridge look rich but are struggling to make mortgage every month because of how expensive it is to live there. Ridge is a school where if you find your people it’s a great fit, but if you have a cringe reputation or a bad reputation it won’t ever go away.
“We are playing Ridge High School again?”
“Yeah time to go face the preppy snobby white kids with no athletic ability”
by Anonymous1936730 March 3, 2022
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Ride the llama

To take hard drugs in the early 90’s, specifically in the company of Michael Sheen.
I would give my left tit for the chance to ride the llama
by Marrilion October 9, 2023
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marvestache ride

any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
Oh snap Billy! did you see that huge touchdown pass? Who wants a Marvestache Ride?!
by collegeboy27 February 11, 2007
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Last ride

When a casket or urn containing the remains of a deceased individual are placed in the back of a hearse, and the rear door closed. Then begans a long and slow procession this is known as the last ride a person will ever take.
The funeral professional placed the bronze cube containing the cremains into the rear of the hearse and closed the rear door. Then a long line of cars left the funeral home at 15mph. This is a Last ride not to be confused with the Undertaker's finishing move.
by bugsymalone February 28, 2009
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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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