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redneck bob

what bob is called when he gets caught in the sun, gets a red neck, and grabs a pitchfork and starts humping his sister and marrying his cousins, and saying "yeehaw"
redneck bob humped my sister, then humped his sister, then humped your sister.
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undercover redneck

noun. person. A redneck who is forced to lose his mullet, drive a car instead of a pick-up truck, refrain from wearing camouflage clothing or otherwise disguise his natural appearance. Also, a individual who outwardly can be classified as a yuppie or liberal who secretly enjoys beef jerky, pork rinds, cheap beer, NASCAR and firearms.
Leroy who is a loan officer at the bank is an undercover redneck.
by Leroy777 November 1, 2009
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redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal
How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!
by dfntud January 17, 2011
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Redneck nachos

We had PBR's and redneck nachos for the NASCAR tailgate party.
by Handlebar Tommy May 21, 2013
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Redneck Shower

When a large group of people gather into a shower to shotgun beers, as to not spill the beer elsewhere.
Hey Brody, grab your keys and get in here! We're gonna take a redneck shower!
by soundgarten September 6, 2014
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redneck bowling

running on ice and slideing into random objects to knock them down
by Tater October 26, 2014
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redneck cars

mostly 60s-70s american muscle cars in bad condition tuned with cheap aftermarket parts.

features:
- giant hood-scoops
- cheap paint job (often primer paint)
- army bumper sticker
- rust all over it

etc.
A: Hey, look at that old, rusty Trans Am with that giant hood-scoop! What a hillbilly.
B: Yeah, there's a junkyard full of redneck cars a few miles away.
by MuscleCarLover October 23, 2013
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