redneck baseball 

The act of playing home run derby with a toad or frog with a skinny stick (not a baseball bat too easy). Usually pitched by someone else using a shovel.

" Redneck baseball was so fun last night I hit 4 homers."

"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."

redneck baseball by MRW (the inventor of sport) June 7, 2009

Redneck Period 

Third tri-mester abortion.

Becky was gettin' towards her due date, but she got her redneck period just in time.

Redneck Period by Dustin Michael Earl November 28, 2009

Redneck Hunting 

Hoppin' in the Ford with a sixer of tallboy PBR's, yer' 12 gauge, and a flashlight in hopes of scoring a nice buck.

Ted and Ben went out redneck hunting last tuesday, got real lucky with a spikehorn.

Redneck Hunting by hardHOSSIN September 20, 2010

Redneck mobile 

A vehicle driven by rednecks. For example: old Jeeps, or large dirty beat up trucks or SUVs such as a Chevy, Dodge Ram or Ford F-series, thats atleast 20 years old. Sometimes has a lifted suspension with off-road tires, and a confederate flag license plate on the front bumper.

BillieBob bought a '86 Chevy Suburban redneck mobile off his Papa for 200 bucks. Now he's jacked up the suspension and drives it 80 miles an hour around the town.

Redneck mobile by Metalhead83 September 4, 2011

Redneck Circumcision 

When you place a firecracker in your foreskin and light it off.

"You ain't a man 'til yerr uncle daddy gives ya the ol' redneck circumcision."

"Daddy, I saw Carl and Daryl givin' each other them redneck circumcisions again"

Redneck Circumcision by Dick Darylson May 7, 2018

Redneck Powerslide

Using Duct Tape to spread a southern girl's ass cheeks then proceeding to lube up a virgin's asshole with WD-40 and then the virgin pisses inside a siblings asshole after the other sibling cums in her hair. Typically followed with forcing weed into the girl's asshole then defacating to get the weed out and smoking it to get high.

Last night Zoey and I did a Redneck Powerslide in a gas station.

Redneck Powerslide by QuantumSucc February 15, 2019

Redneck margarita 

a glass of tequila

a redneck margarita, you know the one just straight tequila

Redneck margarita by Trolololo69 April 6, 2015