motor boat race

A competition between two teen boys and two teen girls to see who can motor boat the fastest

Hugo and Harvey had the coolest motor boat race with Ursula and Kim last night.

by Mixymixon April 18, 2017

Go kart race

Fag convention

Hey homo, do you want to go to the go kart race and get fucked in the ass?

Yeah bro, I’ll bring the Costco sized lube.

by Firefog February 4, 2019

The Joshua Race

an incompetent race that lack intelligence and strength. they tend to try to be the malec race but ultimately always fail. They tend to have the IQ lower than dogs by the name of Finn

Trent: “have you ever heard of the joshua race?”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”

by Yessurrskii November 2, 2021

reno air race

Gamer slang. In Battlefield V when somebody flys a plane (especially a P-51 Mustang) straight into the ground. Either intentionally while trying to kill the enemy, or more often by complete accident. This action mimics the tragedy at the 2011 Reno Air Race where a pilot lost control and flew his plane directly into the crowd.

"Oh man I just Reno Air Raced right into the AA gun"
"Dude! Too soon!"
"What!? My trim tab fell off"

by Anal log August 9, 2021

PC Mustard Race

A group of people that go on video game console subrettits or formus to talk down to the "console peasants', as this group believes that games should only be on PC only and are considered outcasts by the PC Master Race.

Console gamer: Oh look at thos graphics, they are so--
PC Gamer: Why are you complenting those horrible graphics? They look like shit.
Console Gamer: Oh joy... another PC Mustard Race person... I heard Batman Arkham Knight didn't do so well on PC. SUCK ON THAT!

by Commander8750 September 2, 2022

Grape Race

An athletic competition in which each contender places a single grape between their buttocks and then sprints a predetermined distance. The person to cross the finish line last, must eat all of the grapes. You must cross the finish line with your grape between your butt cheeks to win.

He lost the grape race, so he ate the rectal raisins.

by Tarantula Taint January 5, 2010

Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.

Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."

by N0 $C4M June 3, 2018