queef dinner

When a woman queefs on a man's face or in his mouth during oral sex after intercourse.

I ate some queef dinner last night.

by GabriellaMontez February 9, 2014

phat queef

When a girl queefs so hard it’s fat, but not any kind of fat it’s a PHAT QUEEF

Her: whoah I just had a phat queef

by Doctors ✊🏻 October 21, 2017

Queef Pounce

When you sixty nine someone, then they Queef in your face.

Thanks Linda for that Queef Pounce yesterday!

by Vakotus September 6, 2016

Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 19, 2019

queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

*fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise*

Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

Queef

look up har

by Anonymous June 14, 2003