Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.

Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?

by Bobbyhino June 2, 2023

masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.

You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

Peaceful Protest

The activities of individual offended by something that typically leads to acts of violence and looting.

Man, did you see those Peaceful Protest last night, I saw cars burning, rocks thrown, and businesses being looted from

by TheGrayArea3891 June 12, 2025

Vibe Protecter

A person that is: stupid, think they're entitled to world protection, send mind-numbing messages with poor grammar to fool the general public while hiding their evil intentions of world domination in the cow dung industry. They think they are the protector's of certain internet communities or the "com" as they put it.

wow gabbar is such a vibe protecter we should kill him and banish him from our community!

by qwaned July 10, 2025

Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014

Profile picture protest

To change your profile picture in a social media service in order to make a statement on some recent event.

Changing the profile picture to a 'Je suis Charlie' one to show compassion on the Charlie Hebdo event is a profile picture protest.

Changing the profile picture to a plain-color one to support a law is a profile picture protest.

by Internet explorers January 27, 2015