Prisoners of Catan

A pun used to describe the lengthy nature of a game of the popular board game, "Settlers of Catan".

"Please don't make us play another round of "Prisoners of Catan"! It takes so long to play!"

by LoneMeme April 18, 2015

prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

prison

this is similar to school in everyway except instead average people its for people who disobey the law

person A: ugh we have school today
person B:I think you mean child prison

by -Anna- March 2, 2021

Prison

A place where criminals are housed

OR
A place where kids are forced to go 5 days a week for 7 hours a day (also known as school)

Person 1: Gotta go back to prison tomorrow
Person 2: Really? Why?
Person 1: To “learn” and stuff a bunch of useless information into my brain
Person 2: You mean school?
Person 1: Yeah, same thing

by _word_guru_ February 24, 2020

This prison... To hold... ME?

A cool line to say when you're Escaping unorthodox containment

The police: "Man I really hope that panopticon Held that guy"
Sisyphus Prime from the hit game Ultrakill by hakita: "This prison... To hold... ME?"
The police, Screwed: "Oh dear!"

by Mangler man the fan February 19, 2024

Prison Butt

Ones asshole that is used to store miscellaneous items

Cole used his prison butt to deliver his mother's refrigerator to her new house

by Funnytreeguy420 December 30, 2020

Prison City Rules

In small press publishing that's code:

No erotic content, but other than that NO HOLDS BARRED

The Ethereal Gazette was noted for it's STRICT house rules rivaling the mentality of the Duggar household but aspects that differ as he defined to another who was doing anthologies, another editor knew the rules he coined -- other publishing imprints know this as Prison City Rules. No erotic content but no holds barred. Rule out sexual content but time the swearing, go for subject matter that's ideologically sensitive and able to address social issues when pulling this off. The Issue Five roster embodied the Prison City Rules approach.

by illinoishorrorman June 8, 2018