Cabbage Patch Face

Extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk.

Dot...you have a cabbage patch face. Better get on that BC

by Pretty Ricky911 March 19, 2008

desert patch

When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.

Hey what's up desert patch?

by Natasha Kastermans March 29, 2008

Vanilla Patch

Noun.

Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.

Is she a natural blonde? Ya man, she had a vanilla patch.

by kikokiko95 June 22, 2009

Melon Patch

A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.

"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."

"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."

by xDreaMxSilencEx October 16, 2010

Soul Patch

A person questioning their sexuality who uses a same sex openly gay friend to have a pseudo-relationship with. They flirt with, question, and faux date their gay friend under the guise of friends hanging out.

It doesn't cover up as much as a full beard, and most people can see what's going on underneath.

My best friend asked me to the movies and asked me how I "knew" I was sexually attracted to women, I think I am her soul patch.

My friend insists we hang out everyday, when I told him I was too busy he acted like I broke up with him. I think I am his soul patch.

by KerrHomos January 22, 2015

wet patch

When you sit on a chair at school for about an hour and you pack all your things away, stand up and look down at your chair and there is a wet patch in the middle of the chair where your vagina was and where the discharge came out.

" oh great we have to put our chairs up. i will have to wait a minute until my wet patch goes. "

by tina45 February 14, 2008

Suede Patch Club

A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.

Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?

by Choda Boy 57 August 17, 2007