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porch monkey

a porchagese person.
kiana is such a porch monkey.
by Mr. Fluffykins July 1, 2008
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porch monkee

the most badass gang in minnesota, these fuckers drink, smoke, and last but not least fuckin hack it up. we fight fuckin skinnies who spit sand, we will fuckin take anyone out. we sell the dankest bud in the planet.
PM 4 Life. PM | 4:20
by Jon Kieley February 19, 2005
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Pornhub

A website for flithy ni🅱️🅱️🅰️s 👌👌👌
Let me delete pornhub from my internet history
by My anus is bleeding June 2, 2018
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Pornhorneo

Cue the latest innovation: dual-video porn, which pits two YouTube-style videos head to head, giving each your partial, divided attention.
We’re not kidding: Pornhorneo (NSFW) takes the “adult YouTube” concept pioneered by YouPorn and Pornotube, and puts two videos on the screen, rather than one. This has been done for loftier purposes already - like comparing political policies on HeadtoHead08 - but these days the adult industry isn’t as cutting edge as it used to be, and there are even reports that social networking is now a more popular use of the web. Pornhorneo lets you vote for your favorite, or course, and embed clips elsewhere. The content is user generated and submitted via an upload form, the unnamed founders told us in an email.
by danny chen September 17, 2007
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Porch monkey

A group of teenagers who are so weird they can only befriend eachother. They insist on tie dying anything and everything . They stay out all night and swing danc win the street to country music. They name everything they find rocks and Starr's and any wallets. They have a strange urge to Color everything and play with uv and glow in the dark stuff. They drink every Friday and run around being even weirder than normal and I sisit on calling every sand niggers nigglets and towel heads. Make fun of everyone they don't like in cruel ways. They make friends at Walmart and judge people at the mall and always have a camera on them ALWAYS and make when approaching a crowds . Most are asexual or date other Porch monkeys and the occasional sand nigger
"Walmart
" omg cute guy!!!!!"
"Be my friend!!"
Guy runs off
" it's okay let's tie dye are panties"
"Yay!!!"
" y'all are porch monkeys"
by Gretchen weiners June 1, 2013
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porch manque

1. (n) A soi-distant 'conservative' blogger, neo-confederate, and racist who thinks it's the height of hilarity to use racist and ethnic slurs.

2. (n) A racist wingnut blogger and bigot.

3. (n) Any racist that lies and obfuscates when called out for racism.
"Robert Stacy McCain has written that interracial marriage is something that perfectly rational people react to with natural revulsion. Fucking porch manque."

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by Warren Terra June 30, 2010
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Porchtard

Skinny white trash idiots on a porch drinking alcholic beverages and smoking cigarettes while being stupid.
Look those porchtards. What losers!
by remlap1013 September 20, 2015
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