poor puffin

Poor muffin plus poor princess

I had such a long day no one is giving me sympathy hence poor puffin

by Irish Dave tirty tree & a turd June 3, 2022

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

Poor Man's Ritalin

Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.

Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2024

Poor fella

A person who been cryin’ bout everything and y’all call him poor fella to make this nibba mad

Hahaha u been cyrin all night lil bitch, this boy a poor fella lol

by Istrikkertpeo January 29, 2020

poor relation

When Noelle has to wear flats and Jeans to a Christening

C'mere look at the poor relation, not even Penneys finest!

by PsychedelicRabbitTamer May 19, 2016

Poor Snowy Pan

When my friend has a complete mental breakdown and types this instead of, ‘personally pan.’ After she terribly tries to explain why saying homophobic and transphobic things is ok knowing now that I’m gender queer and lesbian.

“Yeah but I tend to be sensitive about those things.”
“Yeah, me too I tend to make those kind of jokes though because I am poor snowy pan.”

by Conehead4Life&Ever September 26, 2025

Poor mark

When you have a really shit football team, called Manchester United and every time they lose your friends comment "poor mark"

Ha ha knocked out of another cup!! "Poor mark"

by Hottub1974 March 16, 2022